My Love/Hate Relationship with The L Word



Honestly, I watch The L Word because I have to. I feel conflicted about my dedication to the show, however.

I have watched every
single episode since it began in 2004. I originally tuned in because I
was looking forward to a realistic slice of my own life on the small
screen. I have yet to find that. I don’t know why I keep watching.

No other show in my pop culture history has incensed me to the point of repeatedly screaming at the TV, rolling my eyes and wanting to abandon it altogether.  I can’t deny that The L Word is entertaining, but it also gratuitous, exploitive, outrageous and embarrassing at times.

Look, I absolutely love Leisha Hailey as Alice Pieszecki, and we root for Tina and Bette because they are our Jim & Pam, Ross & Rachel, etc. But in my opinion, Mia Kirshner’s Jenny Schecter is quite possibly the most infuriating character on television. Ever. Between you and me, I am crossing my fingers that her new SWF stalker/assistant kills her off (to be fair, I’ve wished for her character to vanish during every single episode and even TiVO fast-forwarded through her scenes from seasons 2-4).

Here is my internal argument, presented by the tiny angel and devil that reside on my shoulders and whisper the following in my ears every Sunday evening as I sit down to watch the damn show…

ANGEL: The L Word is groundbreaking and unique, and it represents you.

DEVIL: No, it represents an unrealistic, glamorous side of the community that I’ve never witnessed, and I’ve lived in both LA and SF. No one I know looks or acts like that.

ANGEL: Not everyone related to characters on Friends either.

DEVIL: This is different. For every 10 versions of Friends or Melrose Place, there was only Queer as Folk and now The L Word.

ANGEL: Imagine the pressure on the creative staff behind The L Word; thousands of women who demand to be represented in some way on the one show that features them.

DEVIL: Throwing in background characters with short hair is a quick fix. They are primarily pandering to the male audience and feeding into widespread stereotypes.

ANGEL: Would you rather watch groups of women hang out and play games in flannel and birkenstocks? It’s a television program, not a reality show.

DEVIL: That’s not fair. But touché.

ANGEL: Your expectations for The L Word are too high and demanding. You should just enjoy the camp, and appreciate that we live in a social climate where a series like this exists and thrives.

So there you have it. Will I continue to watch? I suppose so.

Sigh.

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The Klutz Chronicles




Two months ago, I had back surgery. Today, I fell down the stairs.


If I were 3, this is what what I might have told my mommy: “I fell down went boom.” Today, that transformed into an audible, expletive-filled “Doh!”

I am a klutz, and it is genetic. My dad once threw a small anchor from his fishing boat…and it landed in his leg. Oops.

But all is well. My back doc ordered a new x-ray, and I was relieved to find out that I didn’t re-herniate or fracture anything. I just feel like…someone who fell down the stairs. Good times!

I don’t really have a point; I just like to share.

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Voting for Change

I love voting, because it gives me the right to bitch. And because I can. I will never understand apathy in this situation; it is very frustrating to hear the myriad excuses that many people my age and younger have for not voting. I just don’t get it.

But I love voting in my particular neighborhood. Without going into personal detail, I will illustrate why I feel like a blue hitchhiker on the wrong side of the red tracks.

This is what the list of names in my precinct looked like (I had time to sneak a peek as they checked me in):

Your Mom: REPUBLICAN
Your Dad: REPUBLICAN
Your Hippie Cousin: INDEPENDENT
Jo Pinionated: DEMOCRAT
Joe Schmo: REPUBLICAN
Mrs. Joe Schmo: REPUBLICAN
Joe Schmo’s Elderly Father: REPUBLICAN

Not only that, but there was a very large stack of empty democratic ballots gathering dust with only two hours left until closing time.

Look, I love our house. It just so happens that we bought a home in a quiet suburb where no one else looks like k.d. lang.

That being said, after I left the polls I came across three women holding Obama signs, and of course I had to go talk to them.

Me: “Ladies, I just want to say how refreshing it is to see liberals out here in this town. It’s a rare sight.”
Ladies: “We drove in from Oakland.”

So there you go.

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Why I Support the Writers Strike


I have supported the Writers Guild of America Strike from Day 1 and will continue to do so until it is resolved on their terms. I support the writers as a film & TV fan standing strong on the sidelines cheering them on as they fight for the compensation that they deserve.

I support them because of Jim, Pam and Dwight Schrute, three people we’ve all either fallen in love or worked with at some point in our lives.

I support them because of Coach Taylor and Tami, the most realistic television couple in recent memory.

I support them because two men spent a summer together in the mountains of Wyoming, fell in love, and forever changed the social landscape of modern film.

I support them because of the Fisher clan, and their delightfully dysfunctional family squabbles at the funeral home. And because that series finale was beautifully written, one of my favorites of all time.

I support them because of Mulder and Scully, without whom my entire pop culture world and outlook would be vastly different, and far less exciting. And, truth be told, without whom I may never have met the love of my life.

I support them because Ray Kinsella built a baseball field on his farm, and because Crash Davis believed in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days.

I support them because of Tobias Funke and his never-nude syndrome.

I support them because of Jenny Schecter, the only character on television that I have disliked for 5 consecutive seasons yet continue to watch. I support them because they haven’t caved from years of fan pressure and given up on her.

I support them because a 29-year old woman just received a Best Original Screenplay nomination for her very first film, which she wrote while sitting in a suburban Target.

I support them because of Al Swearengen, who makes Tony Soprano seem like a sweetheart.

I support them because once a week, I crash land on a mysterious island for an hour, and continue to talk about the other survivors for the next six days like they are personal friends.

I support the writers because they are the ones who have created this amazing melange of characters, some of whom I relate to, and some of whom I escape through.

My TiVO may be empty, but my heart remains on the picket line.

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WARMER BUT FAR FROM INSPIRED: GOLDEN GLOBE REACTIONS


I totally support the writers on strike, but the Access Hollywood Golden Globes announcement show and Dateline special preceding it were PAINFUL. I know, I should have just logged on earlier in the evening to see the names of the winners. But I am a pop culture sponge, and apparently a glutton for punishment. I can’t stand Billy Bush (and not just because he’s related to our president; he cut in front of me in the security line at the Vegas airport two years ago – for the record, he’s smallish and nobody else recognized him), and in my opinion NBC mishandled the entire evening. I’m sure they had to rush to piece it all together when it was announced that the official awards show was canceled, but they would have been better off just having the list of names scroll on screen with no human involvement.

Here are the winners, followed by my response to each. I tried to limit myself to one-word reactions, but I am not accustomed to being succinct. Categories noted with an * represent the sad few which I predicted to win.

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA: Atonement (woah, WTF?!)
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Julie Christie – Away From Her (need to Netflix)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Cate Blanchett – I’m Not There (does she ever suck? no.)
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Daniel Day-Lewis – There Will Be Blood * (does he ever suck? no.)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Javier Bardem – No Country For Old Men (must be that hair)
BEST PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL: Sweeney Todd (fine, but it should have been Juno)
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL: Marion Cotillard – La Vie en Rose (shoe-in for Oscar nod)
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL: Johnny Depp – Sweeney Todd * (duh)
BEST ANIMATED FILM: Ratatouille (Pixar is golden)
BEST DIRECTOR: Julian Schnabel – The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (no surprise from foreign press)
BEST SCREENPLAY: Ethan and Joel Coen – No Country For Old Men (love them)

BEST TV DRAMA: Mad Men (no. way.)
BEST ACTRESS, TV DRAMA: Glenn Close – Damages * (YES!)
BEST ACTOR, TV DRAMA: Jon Hamm – Mad Men (now that’s a surprise)
BEST TV COMEDY: Extras (smart, but not 30 Rock funny)
BEST ACTRESS, TV COMEDY: Tina Fey – 30 Rock (sweet!)
BEST ACTOR, TV COMEDY: David Duchovny – Californication (shut up. this isn’t even a comedy!)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, TV SERIES: Samantha Morton – Longford (miniseries should be different category; not fair)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, TV SERIES: Jeremy Piven – Entourage (again? Danson owned this, should have won)


I will be VERY bummed if the Oscars are also canceled, but as a huge film & TV fan, I stand strong in my unwaivering support for the scribes who are responsible for what I watch on the big and small screens.

In totally unrelated matters, my ears have been congested and clogged for days, and my hearing has reached senior citizen lows. Do any of you have suggestions for remedies besides decongestants? The usually reliable Sudafed has been absolutely useless.

Have a nice week!

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‘TIS THE SEASON: CRITICS CHOICE & OTHER AWARD SHOWS ON OUR HORIZON

Before I begin, I have to mention that this particular entry marks a major milestone in the history of JOpinionated. This is my 300th blog post, which is kind of remarkable given that I’ve only been doing this for just over two years and it is done solely as a hobby (after work and on weekends). I’ve been averaging about 5,000 hits per month since last year, which I am thrilled about even though that number is small potatoes compared to most blogs. The most popular entry by far was this one, when actor Jim Beaver responded to my letter to Deadwood creator David Milch (10,000 total hits on that entry alone since it was posted last August)! His response to my blog was even mentioned in USA Today’s Pop Candy column, and that entry also garnered the most comments I’ve ever received.

That’s all. You know me, I like to share. Moving on.

There was no way I was going to tune into the pre-taped People’s Choice Awards last night, especially because poor Queen Latifah had to deliver the good news to an empty room without an audience. Frankly, those particular honors don’t mean anything in the big picture; they simply represent a popularity contest and carry little weight come Oscar time, so I won’t bother listing the winners.

On the other hand, the Critics Choice Awards, broadcast earlier this week on VH1, were the first major awards given to serious Oscar contenders. Some of these categories vary from the Academy Awards, but here are the victorious:

BEST PICTURE: No Country For Old Men
BEST ACTOR: Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood)
BEST ACTRESS: Julie Christie (Away From Her)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Javier Bardem (No Country For Old Men)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Ryan (Gone Baby Gone)
BEST DIRECTOR: Ethan & Joel Coen (No Country For Old Men)
BEST WRITER: Diablo Cody (Juno)
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: Ratatouille
BEST COMEDY: Juno
BEST DOCUMENTARY: Sicko
BEST FOREIGN FILM: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
BEST SONG: Falling Slowly (Once)

I am VERY excited for Glen Hansard and Marketa Iglova, who are being recognized for their work on the beautiful Once soundtrack, and I really hope that they are nominated for an Oscar as well. They will probably face tough competition in Eddie Vedder (for In the Wild). And, of course, I was thrilled for both of Juno‘s wins.

As for the onslaught of other award shows coming our way over the next two months…

Jan. 13: Golden Globes (press conference only)
Jan. 22: Academy Award nominations unveiled
Jan. 26: Directors Guild Awards
Jan. 27: Screen Actors Guild awards
Feb. 10: Grammy awards (for music, but worth a mention)
Feb. 23: Independent Spirit Awards
Feb. 24: Oscars

For comprehensive coverage, visit The Envelope, which is the Los Angeles Times awards insider.

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