The End is Near: A Writers Strike Update


Last night, thousands of members from the Writers Guild gathered on both coasts (WGA East in NYC, WGA West in Los Angeles). Various sources are reporting that there is a tentative deal on the table, and that the members of the WGA will decide by tomorrow whether or not the Strike continues. On Tuesday, members will then cast their votes whether or not to agree to the terms of the new deal, and Hollywood might be back to work as early as Wednesday. That is a cautiously optimistic best-case-scenario, but I believe we (the fans) should continue to support the writers and be patient as this unfolds.

Patrick Verrone, President of the WGA West, released the following statement yesterday (which I am excerpting; the entire letter can be found on Deadline Hollywood Daily):

We have a tentative deal.

It is an agreement that protects a future in which the Internet
becomes the primary means of both content creation and delivery. It
creates formulas for revenue-based residuals in new media, provides
access to deals and financial data to help us evaluate and enforce
those formulas, and establishes the principle that, “When they get
paid, we get paid.”

Over these three difficult months, we shut down production of nearly
all scripted content in TV and film and had a serious impact on the
business of our employers in ways they did not expect and were hard
pressed to deflect. Nevertheless, an ongoing struggle against seven,
multinational media conglomerates, no matter how successful, is
exhausting, taking an enormous personal toll on our members and
countless others. As such, we believe that continuing to strike now
will not bring sufficient gains to outweigh the potential risks and
that the time has come to accept this contract and settle the strike.

Much has been achieved, and while this agreement is neither perfect
nor perhaps all that we deserve for the countless hours of hard work
and sacrifice, our strike has been a success. We activated, engaged,
and involved the membership of our Guilds with a solidarity that has
never before occurred. We developed a captains system and a
communications structure that used the Internet to build bonds within
our membership and beyond. We earned the backing of other unions and
their members worldwide, the respect of elected leaders and politicians
throughout the nation, and the overwhelming support of fans and the
general public. Our thanks to all of them, and to the staffs at both
Guilds who have worked so long and patiently to help us all.

I will update this post when additional details emerge.

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Random Casting & Other TV News


Yes, I watch shows other than Lost, although it may not seem like it at the moment.

I have been neglecting to write about both new and beloved series, so here are some updates.

FRINGE

This is a brand new FOX series that sounds suspiciously and deliciously like a cross between The X-Files and The Twilight Zone. Did I mention that it is being produced and written by Lost creator J.J. Abrams? So hell yes, I’m there. Casting thus far includes Joshua Jackson (Pacey from Dawson’s Creek), Lance Reddick (formerly of The Wire and currently freaking us out as the mysterious Matthew Abbadon on Lost), Kirk Acevedo (Miguel Alvarez from Oz), British import Charlotte Rampling (Swimming Pool), and Blair Brown (The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd). It is currently filming (because the pilot script was completed before the strike began), so I hope to see a release date for later this year.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

It pains me to report that one of the best shows on television is in danger of being canceled. Not only did NBC move the series to Friday nights (an insulting assumption that we’d forget when it’s on otherwise, and a huge mistake), the head of NBC Entertainment recently made the following statements about one of my favorite hours of TV:

“I love it. You love it. Unfortunately, no one watches it. That’s the
thing with shows. People have to watch them. We’re NBC, we have a
reputation to uphold. And, man, with this writers’ strike … well,
we’ll see what we can do.”

It would be a damn shame to discontinue FNL for many reasons, one of which is that Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton haven’t received their Emmys or Golden Globes yet (nominations and statues). Let’s just hope that another network picks up where NBC leaves off.  ESPN, for instance…

BONES

Bones will return on April 14.  Adjust your TiVO season pass – it will now air on Monday nights.

DIRT and THE RICHES

Both of their sophomore seasons on FX have been reduced to only 7 episodes each, which means that even when the Writers Strike is resolved, no additional episodes will be written or produced. And fans of both series might be disappointed to find that there won’t be any cliffhangers or even closure to the seasons of either show.

CASHMERE MAFIA v. LIPSTICK JUNGLE

I couldn’t get through the Lipstick Jungle premiere. Even if it had debuted before Cashmere Mafia, I wouldn’t have liked it; the characters are empty and the pace was ridiculous. Some might say that very thing about Cashmere Mafia, but I enjoy Lucy Liu and Bonnie Somerville in LJ ten times more than any of the women on CM.

KNIGHT RIDER

I had no intention of watching this rehash, because the original version wasn’t enticing either. However, I was more intrigued when I found out that the voice of the new KITT car was none other than Will Arnett (a.k.a. GOB Bluth from Arrested Development). And then it wasn’t. For some reason, Val Kilmer took over that responsibility. What, they wanted a cranky monotone delivery instead of a sarcastic one? Just who are they attempting to market this show to? This is strike 2 for NBC, in my book (see FNL above for strike 1).

SCRUBS

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you strike 3 for NBC. It is up in the air whether or not the show will even go back into production following resolution of the Writers Strike, but show runner Bill Lawrence is aiming to at least film the last 4 episodes ever of Scrubs for DVD distribution.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

Great news for one of the most underrated (at least among viewers, not critics) comedies of all time…there are rumblings about an Arrested Development movie, with full cast and crew involvement!

Have a nice weekend! Should there be major developments in the Writers Strike, I will be sure to post updates.

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The Klutz Chronicles




Two months ago, I had back surgery. Today, I fell down the stairs.


If I were 3, this is what what I might have told my mommy: “I fell down went boom.” Today, that transformed into an audible, expletive-filled “Doh!”

I am a klutz, and it is genetic. My dad once threw a small anchor from his fishing boat…and it landed in his leg. Oops.

But all is well. My back doc ordered a new x-ray, and I was relieved to find out that I didn’t re-herniate or fracture anything. I just feel like…someone who fell down the stairs. Good times!

I don’t really have a point; I just like to share.

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Voting for Change

I love voting, because it gives me the right to bitch. And because I can. I will never understand apathy in this situation; it is very frustrating to hear the myriad excuses that many people my age and younger have for not voting. I just don’t get it.

But I love voting in my particular neighborhood. Without going into personal detail, I will illustrate why I feel like a blue hitchhiker on the wrong side of the red tracks.

This is what the list of names in my precinct looked like (I had time to sneak a peek as they checked me in):

Your Mom: REPUBLICAN
Your Dad: REPUBLICAN
Your Hippie Cousin: INDEPENDENT
Jo Pinionated: DEMOCRAT
Joe Schmo: REPUBLICAN
Mrs. Joe Schmo: REPUBLICAN
Joe Schmo’s Elderly Father: REPUBLICAN

Not only that, but there was a very large stack of empty democratic ballots gathering dust with only two hours left until closing time.

Look, I love our house. It just so happens that we bought a home in a quiet suburb where no one else looks like k.d. lang.

That being said, after I left the polls I came across three women holding Obama signs, and of course I had to go talk to them.

Me: “Ladies, I just want to say how refreshing it is to see liberals out here in this town. It’s a rare sight.”
Ladies: “We drove in from Oakland.”

So there you go.

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