Live-Blogging the Golden Globes, pt 3

I love the Coen Brothers, but I did not love this film. And let’s get it right – it was Malkovich’s film. He owned it.

Eva Mendes. I just can’t really say on this blog what I’m thinking. Maybe this is why so many think I write like a dude…or am one.

Why single out Spielberg? Just checking. Even he didn’t seem to know.

Hey Pierce Brosnan, please…never, ever sing again. Thank you.

Oh look, Hayden Planetarium and Shouldn’t-Remake-Footloose Efron.

Best Actor: TV Drama
Michael C Hall (my pick)
Jon Hamm
Hugh Laurie
J Rhys Myers
G Bryne

Winner: Gabriel Byrne.

Ok, this is the part of the evening when I shout very loudly at no one in particular….ARE YOU F’ING KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY? WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW?

How can Byrne have possibly outshined Hamm, Hall or Laurie?

Baffled.

NERD ALERT! I heard ‘new Star Trek’ and got excited. Sad but true.

New Kirk is perty, and Sylar is Spock.

Best Actress: TV Drama
S Field
J Jones
A Paquin
K Sedgwick
M Hargitay

Winner: Paquin!!

STFU. Wow. I like the show and I’m on the fence about her, so….wow. 

Vampire Bill looks better alive.