Seriously? Grey’s Anatomy for Wii (But Not For Me)

Posted by on January 8, 2009 in Television, Video games | 0 comments


I have been a fan of Grey’s Anatomy since day one, but am openly disgruntled with the current season. So I am finding it hard to fathom the desire to spend an afternoon wielding a Wii remote as McDreamy.

    

 

Ubisoft has created Grey’s Anatomy: The Video Game for the PC, Nintendo DS & Wii. It is slated to be released in March.

Naturally, I have a few sarcastic and rhetorical questions in response:

  • Will all of the female characters be able to have virtual relations with Ghost Denny?
  • Will Ubisoft seek advice from an unknown source at ABC and create a barrier preventing Hahn’s avatar from interacting with Callie’s?
  • Will Alex’s face be permanently set in scowl mode?
  • Will we have the option to kill off characters when they leave the show in ‘real life,’ and will there be an upgrade available after each season to add avatars for spectacularly attractive new cast members?
  • Will there be a verbal bitch-slap function, and will it be assigned to The Chief and Dr. Bailey?

Just checking.

- Griping, grouchy, grumpy Grey’s fan…party of one

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