HOLDING OUT FOR MY HEROES TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT


Like every other geeky TV fan, I am very excited for the Season 2 premiere of Heroes tonight. I have two choices – watch it live and suffer through the commercials, or TiVo it and watch later tonight. Tough call for favorite shows.

I have never owned a comic book. But my inner sci-fi soul loves a superhero. And the only movie franchise that continues to disappoint is Spider-Man. Actually, that is putting it mildly. I recently sat through Spider-Man 3, and it was shockingly awful. I was laughing out loud, and the movie isn’t funny at all. I’ve never witnessed two lead actors with less chemistry, and Maguire and Dunst should be embarrassed by their performances (regardless of the obscene paychecks). It’s no secret that they do NOT like each other offscreen, and the tension between them in the film is both painfully obvious and uncomfortable.  And yes, I realize that writer/director Sam Raimi is the king of intermingling camp with the dark side (see: The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness), but the screenplay for Spider-Man 3 was horrible. Watching Maguire dance was excruciating and soared far beyond jumping the shark. And for the love of orthodontics, someone needs to direct Dunst to a dentist, stat. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – visibly wayward teeth are not charming in hi-def, and she can afford it.

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SEX AND (A HISTORY OF) VIOLENCE: EASTERN PROMISES & THE BRAVE ONE


What the hell is wrong
with me? I am absolutely unaffected by extremely vivid violence on
television and in films. While others were gasping and covering their
eyes during specific moments in both of the movies below, I had no reaction whatsoever. And yet…I am totally appalled by the explicit sex scenes in HBO’s provocative new series, Tell Me You Love Me

Look, I am not a prude or conservative by any stretch of the imagination. I have watched every episode of Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck, The L Word and countless other cable programs that do not shy away from simulated fornication. And though those shows illustrate relatively graphic intimacy, none holds a candle to the bold physical contact between actors on Tell Me You Love Me.

As a cinephile, I am a strange dichotomy indeed; I shrug at onscreen brutality and shield my eyes from realistic, raw sexual relations. WTF?

Enough of the empty analysis. On to the reviews.

EASTERN PROMISES

I do not like to delve into details
of a film and give away the farm. I will say that although I did not
love this movie, it was worth the price of admission for one scene
alone. You will know exactly which one when you see it for yourself.
Holy sh*t.


There are a few moments in Eastern Promises that make Goodfellas seem like a Pixar production. Viggo Mortensen is a flat out badass and one hell of an actor. Here is a man who takes his craft seriously, who immerses himself so deeply into a role that it becomes impossible to a) take your eyes off of him and b) remember him as any other character, ever. Aragorn who?

Armin Mueller-Stahl (Shine) is fantastic as well, but I’m still not sold on Naomi Watts. Never have been. Color me unimpressed thus far. The sames goes for Vincent Cassel, whose overacting served as a distraction throughout the film.

If you are a fan of David Cronenberg’s eccentric oeuvre and are also desensitized to artificial violence, then this is one movie you might want to see in the theater. Otherwise, wait for the rental and get ready to flinch.

THE BRAVE ONE

It is safe to say that Jodie Foster is attracted to…harrowing movie roles. From The Accused to The Silence of the Lambs to Panic Room to Flight Plan and now The Brave One, her selection process has been fascinating to follow.

Foster is a phenomenal actress, and her latest thriller is no exception. Aside from the fact that it is slightly disconcerting to see Clarice Starling making out with Sayid (Lost‘s Naveen Andrews), The Brave One is a very good, visually intense film. I didn’t love it, but I enjoyed it far more than Eastern Promises. The fact that Foster appears in movies infrequently makes me appreciate her consistently stellar work that much more when she does grace the big screen.

I prefer to watch and experience films like this one with a crowd, because the ripple of reactions and body language of those in the periphery are a bonus. But I have a feeling that The Brave One will prove to be more popular on DVD, viewed in the safety and comfort of homes everywhere.

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UP FOR DEBATE: THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME


One of my favorite entertainment columnists, James Poniewozik from Time Magazine, has offered up his list of The 100 Best TV Shows of All Time:  www.time.com/time/specials/2007/0,28757,1651341,00.html?iid=redirect-100tvshows

I was pleased to find that all of my personal favorites made the list (so I noted them with an asterisk). While I can certainly appreciate the cultural impact that many of these shows had/have on society, there are a few surprises.

Take a look at Poniewozik’s list below. What do you think? Are there any egregious omissions? Are your shows represented?

24

60 Minutes

The Abbott and Costello Show

ABC’s Wide World of Sports

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

All in the Family

An American Family

American Idol

Arrested Development *

Battlestar Galactica

The Beavis and Butt-Head Show

The Bob Newhart Show

Brideshead Revisited

Buffalo Bill

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The Carol Burnett Show *

The CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite

A Charlie Brown Christmas

Cheers

The Cosby Show

The Daily Show

Dallas

The Day After

Deadwood *

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Dragnet

The Ed Sullivan Show

The Ernie Kovacs Show

Felicity *

Freaks and Geeks

The French Chef

Friends

General Hospital

The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

Gilmore Girls

Gunsmoke

Hill Street Blues

Homicide: Life on the Street

The Honeymooners

I, Claudius

I Love Lucy

King of the Hill

The Larry Sanders Show

Late Night with David Letterman (NBC)

Leave It to Beaver

Lost *

Married… With Children

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

M*A*S*H

The Monkees

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Moonlighting

MTV 1981-1992

My So-Called Life

Mystery Science Theater 3000

The Odd Couple

The Office [American] *

The Office [British]

The Oprah Winfrey Show

Pee Wee’s Playhouse

Playhouse 90

The Price Is Right

Prime Suspect

The Prisoner

The Real World

Rocky and His Friends

Roots

Roseanne

Sanford and Son

Saturday Night Live

Second City Television

See It Now

Seinfeld

Sesame Street

Sex and the City

The Shield

The Simpsons

The Singing Detective

Six Feet Under *

Soap

The Sopranos *

South Park

SpongeBob SquarePants

SportsCenter

Star Trek

St. Elsewhere

The Super Bowl (and the Ads)

Survivor 

Taxi

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

The Twilight Zone

Twin Peaks

The West Wing

What’s My Line?

WKRP in Cincinnati

The Wire

Wiseguy

The X-Files *

Your Show of Shows

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