VACATING THE VILLAGE (PEOPLE): LOST, EPISODE 3.15 – “LEFT BEHIND”


Here are some thoughts and theories about last night’s new episode, “Left Behind.”


JULIET

Jack is just as gullible as Locke. Juliet is totally pulling a Henry Gale. Ben (as Henry) allowed himself to be captured to learn more about the Losties, and now Juliet has manipulated Jack to the point where he’s protecting her and bringing her right where she wants to be – among the Losties on their beach. She knows exactly where the Others went and is just doing her part for their master plan…whatever the hell that might be. Perhaps the Others are testing Juliet’s loyalty since she was punished for killing one of their own (Pickett).

Then again, why on earth would the Others need to gather any more information about the Losties? They certainly seem to know everything about everyone already. And now they have Chatty Cathy Locke, who will tell them anything they want to know about his fellow castaways.

Kate and Jack were quite groggy when they awoke from their tear gas stupor. Juliet was only pretending to be knocked out. Her quick, lucid grab of Kate’s wrist as she went for the pocket knife indicate as much.

What kind of fertility doctor has such quick reflexes and strength? Juliet has clearly had some kind of physical training or expertise. Also, letting us know that she has dislocated her shoulder on 4 occasions is a clue. To what, I have no idea.

Juliet knew that Sayid and Jack were also left behind, and didn’t mention Locke, so she must have been aware that he left with the Others.

Timeline wise, I thought it was very interesting that Juliet said she knew how Jack’s dad died. He was not dead for very long before Jack flew to Sydney to retrieve his body and bring it back on Flight 815. Is the Others’ intel really that up to date? Or was it because the Others and/or Dharma had something to do with his demise?

Like Locke, Juliet predicted the rain. She also anticipated and quickly reacted to Kate’s assault in the rec room. Is she ‘special’ like Walt, or is it just another coincidence?

BLACK SMOKE MONSTER

We’ve never seen the Black Smoke Monster use flash photography before. Perhaps it is the Monster’s way of collecting data about a potential new victim. Or perhaps it was erasing or implanting memories…

The Black Smoke Monster could have gone up and over the security perimeter, but it ran directly into it instead, heading right for Juliet. We’ve seen it up high before (the dead pilot up in the tree, for example). Which means that whatever it is, Juliet and the Others do have control of it, she is only pretending to be frightened by it, and it purposely didn’t go up and over the security system to kill her.

THE OTHERS

If the Others were only throwing tear gas into the locations where Kate, Jack and Sayid were being held, why did all of them don gas masks?

They each had a backpack, which could signify a short trip. Were the Others only temporarily relocating? Did they set off the tear gas so that Sayid, Kate and Jack wouldn’t know/see where they were headed?

Sayid said that the Others left no tracks after they abandoned their village. And Ben’s wheelchair should have left a trail. I think that the Others went underground. I’ve said all along that there are tunnels and a rail system of sorts beneath the island, and that would explain why Sayid couldn’t track which direction the Others headed. Sayid did find that damn cord coming from the water in Season 1, and we now know that there was a sonar system and beacon connected to the communications center in the Flame Hatch. Don’t be surprised when we’re introduced to a subterranean and/or underwater hatch.

Or did the Others relocate outside of the security perimeter, to the main part of the island where the Losties live, because they all need to be healed in some way? They were very quick to trust Locke, and Ben was more than fascinated by his miraculous ability to walk after the plane crash…perhaps they were just following their new leader.

LOCKE

Now this is where I’m confused. Just days ago, Locke killed Mikhail, one of the Others. And now he’s on his high and mighty pedestal, telling Kate that the Others aren’t very forgiving of HER past?? Why is it that Locke is getting a pass? They must truly believe he is ‘good.’

CASSIDY

Sawyer’s ex, Cassidy, told Kate that she’d fallen in love with the wrong man. Looks like Kate did too (did you see the look on her face when Jack asked about Juliet?).

If Cassidy knew she was pregnant, why did she go have drinks with Kate at a bar? Because she wasn’t actually drinking; we only see Kate throwing back a few.

If Cassidy lost her life savings in Sawyer’s con, and she knew Kate was a wanted fugitive, wouldn’t it have made sense to turn her in for the reward money?

KATE

Why is it that Kate recovered fairly quickly from the tear gas, and yet Jack was still knocked out after Kate and Juliet had already been in the jungle overnight?

Kate’s got car issues. She crashed the farmer’s truck and then saved his life. She crashed her ex-boyfriend’s car while trying to escape with him, and he died in the accident. She and the Marshall crashed while swerving to avoid the black horse. And then she was stranded in Iowa after her car broke down.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Um…where the hell is Rousseau?

Ok, so both Nikki and Paulo are indeed dead. Double yawn.

Not that anyone tells anybody about anything they’ve seen on that island, and not that it matters now that he’s dead…but wouldn’t it have been great if Paulo was still around when Juliet came to their beach, and he recognized her from when he was hiding in the bathroom of the Pearl Hatch?

Backgammon Alert! Kate was playing the game by herself in the rec room. Locke taught Walt how to play on the beach in Season 1, and then Walt beat Hurley.

Why is it that the Black Smoke Monster seems to take many forms, and kills many people, and yet it can’t get to people when they are hiding in clusters of very thin tree trunks?

In a Season 2 flashback, we saw Kate’s mom serve Sawyer and his friend at the diner as they were talking about a con job…Cassidy.

Kate’s “Cowboy Up” baseball cap is a total shout-out to Jack. That was the catchphrase of Jack’s beloved Red Sox and there was a Jack-centric episode in Season 1 called ‘All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues.’

Why the hell don’t the Losties move off of the beach (winter is coming, after all, in Lost time) and into the abandoned Other homes? They would be surrounded by a security system, with plenty of food and shelter.

There were references to ‘good’ and ‘bad’ again on last night’s episode: Cassidy told Kate that Sawyer was a bad guy (without actually saying his name; it is Lost after all), and Locke told the Others that Kate was a good person.

CRAZY THEORIES OF THE WEEK
1. We know how obsessed the Others are with children. And conveniently enough, Juliet is a fertility doctor. Way back when, while eating breakfast with Ben on the beach, perhaps Kate had to promise that she’d hook up with either Jack or Sawyer.  To get pregnant and produce a child for the Others. SO…did the Others leave Juliet behind because they knew she’d come in handy for the pregnancies of both Kate and Sun?

2. Locke didn’t really blow up the submarine. He entered the sub completely dry, but emerged drenched, which wouldn’t have happened had it still been docked. He anchored the sub underwater somewhere away from the dock, swam to one of the Others’ boats, brought it to the dock and blew that up instead.


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SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY: THE SOPRANOS ARE BACK



SO•PRAN•O

1. The uppermost part of voice.
2. The highest singing voice in women and boys.
3. A part for such a voice.
4. A singer with such a voice.
5. One badass mo-fo from Jersey. Who happens to be a father. Who has panic attacks. And sees a therapist.

They’re baaack. HBO will own and rule Sunday nights once again beginning this weekend, as Entourage is also returning, following The Sopranos.

They are two of the best shows on television and you should be watching them.

The end.

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MAN UP! TESTOSTERONE FILM FEST – BOND, ROCKY, TALLADEGA


This past weekend turned out to be a Testosterone Film Festival of sorts. Here are some reviews.

CASINO ROYALE

I was pleasantly surprised at how much I really enjoyed this film. I’ve always been a casual fan of Bond movies, and the latest installment is the best in a very long time. But take my opinion with a grain of salt – my favorite is the campy A View to a Kill.

Daniel Craig is the perfect choice for Bond. I appreciated his more serious nature and that he didn’t come across as overly suave and smarmy like Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan. The action sequences and even the poker game were pretty damn entertaining. This just might be the very first Bond DVD I add to my collection.

ROCKY BALBOA

I have to admit that the theme song gets me every time; I am a total guy in that regard. But when the score is the best part of the film, you know you’re in trouble.

If the audience was supposed to feel sorry for Rocky, the movie was a success. The story and pace were a tad too slow, and there certainly was not enough screen time for Milo Ventimiglia, who plays Rocky’s son (genius casting). I liked the boxing scenes but would have preferred watching Stallone fight in a tank top or UnderArmor shirt; the texture of his chest now resembles fried eggs. It is obvious that he endured extensive training for the film, and wanted to show what he was still capable of (as Rocky and in real life).

The fact that Rocky won Best Picture in 1977 is not lost on me. Neither is the fact that Stallone was nominated for both Best Actor and Best Screenplay. He is a very talented actor (see: Cop Land) and writer. But in my esteem, the first three  Rocky films were the best. And although I did not love Rocky Balboa, it was certainly ten times better than Rocky IV or  Rocky V.

TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY

Talk about potential. Yikes. I know I’m probably the last person to finally see this movie, but I was very disappointed and actually fell asleep before the end! That NEVER happens. I will watch absolute crap just because it’s on, and can manage to stay awake through it. But not this one.

Don’t get me wrong – I like Will Ferrell. I think that my opinion of this film is tainted by the fact that I had just watched him in Stranger Than Fiction and LOVED it. You should definitely add that one to your Netflix list, for amazing performances by both Ferrell and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Anyway, I found Talladega Nights dull and uneven. I only laughed out loud once, which is sad considering the cast. The best part about the entire movie was Sasha Baron Cohen and his hilarious over-pronunciating French accent. So given the choice, when it comes to Will Ferrell comedies, I’ll stick with Anchorman.

Later this week I will be immersed in an Estrogen Film Festival, as I just rented Shut Up & Sing and Marie Antoinette. Good times!

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EXTREME MAKEOVER, BLOG EDITION


You might have noticed a new look to this blog. Or not, if this is your first time visiting the site. Welcome!

Hopefully the text will be easier to read. If you experience difficulties viewing either text or photos, please refresh the page but let me know if you have any other issues.

Apparently people aren’t able to view this site on Blackberry devices, so I am looking into how to make that happen.

Thanks for your patience and for reading. Feel free to comment or drop me a line with your thoughts about the revamp or just about anything else.

- Jo

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WELCOME BACK, MULDER & SCULLY

Best news of the week (to me, anyway)…there is going to be a 2nd X-Files movie! Instead of revisiting storylines and themes from the TV show and first film, the focus will be on the supernatural (which will be a welcome change from the little green men).

I heart Mulder & Scully. Always have, always will.

Bring. It. On. 

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