CURBING MY ENTHUSIASM: THE FALL TV SEASON IS UPON US


Below is
how my fall TV schedule is shaping up. After the upfronts in May, I briefly wrote about most of these
shows, and after watching online previews, here is what has been deemed
TiVO-worthy in my house. 

Sunday
Viva
Laughlin (8pm, CBS) – Premieres 10/21/07
Dexter
(9pm, SHO) – Premieres 9/30/07
Brothers
and Sisters (10pm, ABC) – Premieres 9/20/07
Curb Your
Enthusiasm (10pm, HBO) – Premieres 9/9/07

Monday
Chuck
(NBC, 8pm) – Premieres 9/24/07
Heroes
(NBC, 9pm) – Premieres 9/24/07
Weeds
(SHO, 10pm) – Currently airing

Tuesday
Bones (FOX,
8pm) – Premieres 9/25/07
House
(FOX, 9pm) – Premieres 9/25/07
Reaper
(CW, 9pm) – Premieres 9/25/07
Cane
(CBS, 10pm) – Premieres 9/25/07

Wednesday
Pushing
Daisies (8pm, ABC) – Premieres 10/3/07
Private
Practice (9pm, ABC) – Premieres 9/26/07
Bionic Woman
(9pm, NBC) – Premieres 9/26/07
Dirty
Sexy Money (10pm, ABC) – Premieres 9/26/07

Thursday
Ugly
Betty (8pm, ABC) – Premieres 9/27/07
30 Rock
(8:30pm, NBC) – Premieres 10/4/07
The
Office (9pm, NBC) – Premieres 9/27/07
Grey’s
Anatomy (9pm, ABC) – Premieres 9/27/07
It’s
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
(10pm, FX) – Premieres 9/13/07

Friday
Friday
Night Lights (9pm, NBC) – Premieres 10/5/07
Men in
Trees (10pm, ABC) – Premieres 10/12/07

Shows Debuting/Returning At a
Later Date

Eli Stone
(ABC) – TBD 2008
Lipstick
Jungle (NBC) – 01/08
Lost
(ABC) – 02/08
Miss/Guided
(ABC) – TBD 2008
Medium
(NBC) – 01/08
Project
Runway (Bravo) -11/07
The Sarah
Connor Chronicles (FOX) – 01/08
Swingtown
(CBS) – TBD 2008

I’m sure that once I become emotionally invested in a new series, the network will prematurely yank it. I have become a jaded viewer with guarded enthusiasm for the next big thing on television. But I will be tuning in regardless, with my TiVO on overdrive.

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OUT OF OFFICE: NBC v. iTUNES (UPDATED)


Once again, the fans are getting hosed. Because of what is being labeled a ‘contract dispute,’ NBC shows will no longer be available on iTunes.

So should you not have a DVR/TiVO or somehow miss an episode of The Office, Heroes, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, etc…you’re screwed.

Just last year, NBC was thrilled with iTunes, giving them credit for the surge in ratings that The Office experienced after the series was made available for digital download.

I feel like this is strike 2 against The Office; earlier this year it was announced that the show will air opposite and compete with Grey’s Anatomy on Thursday nights at 9pm. Insert large sigh here.

I would be very interested to hear what the cast and crew have to say about the iTunes situation. And I’m sure we will. Here are a few great sites that are either solely dedicated to or cover The Office news extensively:

Give Me My Remote

Northern Attack

OfficeTally

Enjoy the long holiday weekend. And thanks for stopping by.

UPDATE (9/4/07)

Now you will be able to purchase NBC shows through Amazon.com’s Unbox, to watch on your PC or TV. For more information: Amazon Unbox and Amazon Unbox on TiVO.

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TIME IS ON MY SIDE…AND HERE’S WHAT I’M THINKING


It is just over 100 degrees outside, and the power went out at work this afternoon, so they sent us home. It’s sad – I dIdn’t know what to do with myself. I was thinking about going to rent 300 but…

Because I’ve been making an effort to be more ‘green,’ as is the trend right now, I felt guilty about sitting inside with the TV system and air conditioner on. And I didn’t want to pollute the air further by driving any more than I already have today.

I could sit and read a book, but that won’t happen. I’m the kind of person that reads right before bed or on vacation only.

And I certainly do not want to start packing for my upcoming vacation to Alaska; the idea of handling wool or fleece in this weather is not very appealing. 

Somehow my guilt dissipates when I’m on the computer. Yes, it takes up energy, but I justify it because I am productive.

So for lack of any other original ideas, here is quick look inside my brain at the moment:

BASEBALL
Ugh. My team is not good this year. Ok, they’re average, but I’ve been spoiled by playoff runs for the past several years and this has been a trying season for loyal fans. And now, the fire sale. Loiaza to the Dodgers? COME ON. Next thing you know, Piazza will grow out the mullet and rejoin the evil blue empire as well.

And if you think I’M bitter, check out Athletics Nation.

For baseball’s version of TMZ or Perez Hilton, visit On the DL. It is a guilty pleasure.

MOVIES
Last weekend I finally went to see The Bourne Ultimatum. Now THAT is what I call a sequel.  I wish other studios and filmmakers would take the same approach: more action and less dialogue (memo to Michael Bay). This movie was an intense ride, and the best one I’ve taken all summer. Matt Damon is ten times the actor that Affleck ever was or will be. I’ve always felt that Damon is a tad underrated. The Talented Mr. Ripley? Crazy creepy good. Bonus points for putting Jude Law out of his onscreen misery.

MUSIC
I would rather play Eve’s ‘Tambourine’ than hold Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella.’

TV
As much as I love my Mulder, Duchovny’s latest small screen venture isn’t working for me. Are any of you hooked on Californication?

Is it sad that I was very excited to hear that the cast and crew of Lost are back to work, filming the first few episodes of Season 4? I am rewatching Season 2 right now, which is fascinating because of what we learned in Season 3. Before the new season begins, I will address lingering/annoying questions in a lengthy blog.

If you aren’t already hooked, I really think you should go out and buy the first season of Friday Night Lights for only $20. It is not a football show, I promise. Yes, there are pigskin scenes, but relationships and angst are the focal points. Jump on the bandwagon now, before Season 2 begins next month.

Even though the show has been canceled, there is going to be a Dead Like Me movie. Am I the only one who watched and loved that series?

I love Top Chef, but reading the blogs after each episode is almost better.

Damages is the BEST show on television right now. If you haven’t watched it yet, FX will be airing a five episode marathon of the series beginning at 3pm PST on Labor Day – this Monday!

WEBSITES/BLOGS
Have you checked out Michael Cera’s site yet? Hysterical.

Over at The House Next Door, Matt Zoller Seitz has written the best article I’ve seen yet about Owen Wilson.

I read A LOT of other people’s blogs, and I tend to leave comments when they cover topics that I’m passionate about. So I appreciate when readers do the same here, and would like to recommend two sites by two new friends: Cinematically Correct & Ex-Everything.

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And screw it. I’m off to rent 300 and Blades of Glory. You can’t get any more random than that.

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EXCLUSIVE! DEADWOOD/JOHN FROM CINCINNATI ACTOR JIM BEAVER RESPONDS TO MY MILCH BLOG


Well this is a first, at least for me and this little Blog.

Last night I published an entry featuring a letter to Deadwood and John From Cincinnati creator/writer David Milch. I certainly did not write and post it with the belief that anyone besides my family and friends would actually read it, let alone anyone remotely involved with the topic at hand.

This changes everything.

Below is the email I received from actor Jim Beaver (pictured above), who played Ellsworth on Deadwood and Vietnam Joe on John From Cincinnati. He was quite upset with my article, but provides a very detailed rebuttal in response. Frankly, he rips me a new one but I kind of deserve it. I obviously did not have all of the facts regarding the cancellation of Deadwood and birth of John From Cincinnati. I am not apologizing or retracting my post; it stemmed from an honest reaction after watching both series and reading multiple news stories about the subject.

I respect Mr. Beaver as an actor, and totally appreciate the time he took to pen a very passionate response to one blogger’s opinion. He took a risk by sharing some of this information, but I asked and he granted me permission to reprint his email here. He stated that “some of what I said is my impression of events, but I believe them to be true. I’m sure that everyone involved with the shows would have his or her own perspective. This was mine.” I was thrilled but surprised, because some of what he has to say about HBO, Milch and John From Cincinnati is quite eye-opening and potentially controversial.

So here is the original email, in his exact words:

Hey there.

I just read your David Milch blog, and I have to say it got my dander up. There’s an awful lot wrong with your conclusions.

David
had no intention whatsoever of replacing Deadwood with JFC. He fought
long and hard to keep Deadwood on the air. He was furious at what HBO
ultimately decided. He then spent several weeks trying to raise capital
independently to keep Deadwood on the air by subsidizing the production
costs, which were enormous. He was unable to do so.

JFC was
written, in its earliest version, before Deadwood ever started. David
had every intention of doing both shows, just as most other TV
producers with a hit show choose to expand on that success with second
or third shows (see David Kelley, Dick Wolf, etc.). Development for a
show can take a year, often more. David, I believe, never dreamed HBO
would drop one show before its time in order to pick up the new one. He
expected (or hoped) they would do both. The day he told me that
Ellsworth was going to be killed, he said he knew how hard it would be
for me to see Deadwood go on without me, but that HBO had promised him
a second show and that I’d be on that. He made it very clear that he
believed that both shows would be in production — not at the same
time, but alternating, so that when Deadwood’s season finished airing,
JFC’s would start, and back and forth. He was dumbstruck, just like the
rest of us, when HBO decided to take on the new show and let the (more
expensive) one they were splitting profits with Paramount on die. To
accuse him of choosing to drop Deadwood in order to do JFC is just
wrong, and it pains me greatly to hear it, because I know how trying
that time was for David.

It’s none of my business whether you
liked JFC. Loads of people did, loads of people didn’t. I was on it and
I had problems with it, sometimes big problems, in terms of following
the dramatic threads. But no one who has ever been present at the
creation of a David Milch show would accuse him of the Mix-Master
approach you described. I understand a little of what David was trying
to do with JFC, and I can promise you that his quest to bring sense and
meaning and order to his perception of the human community was no less
engaged on JFC than it was on Deadwood. It’s widely said that David is
a genius and I am in the camp that believes that. In fact, I thought I
knew what a genius was until I met David and found out what one really
is. But what’s not said, but what is an increasingly vivid part of my
experience with him, is that there is something — dare I say? — holy
about what he wants to do with the lowly tools of television. I don’t
mean that every crumb dropping from his mouth should be revered. It’s
just that I’ve never experienced anything in my life like the devotion
to humanity that I see in him in his creative process. He’s got more
money than God, yet he lives simply. To him it’s all about what good he
can do with his writing. It’s appalling to hear his method on a show
that didn’t resonate with viewers described in such crass and trivial
and dismissive terms as you used. It’s painful, because I see every day
I work with David the pain he experiences trying to say something that
will unite and bandage and assist the human condition.

Deadwood
would have been my favorite show even if I hadn’t been on it. JFC, on
the other hand, would not, because I just didn’t get everything David
was saying. But I feel it was a noble effort and I’m proud to have been
part of it. I wish it and Deadwood could have co-existed as David
originally planned. I think a few people might have had quite a
different take on JFC if that had happened, because a lot of people
weren’t going to give it any kind of a shake just because they wrongly
perceived that David chose to do it INSTEAD of Deadwood.

I’m
hoping David retreads me in his cop show, if it gets made. I would work
for him for the rest of my life if he let me. The cop show is mainly
the baby of Bill Clark, the former NY cop who partnered with David on
NYPD Blue and upon whom it’s loosely based. David’s production deal
with HBO, like most production deals, calls for multiple projects. The
cop show, by the way, has been in development for about four years,
since before Deadwood started airing. Who knows, if it had been ready a
year ago, IT might be the show Deadwood fans hated because David
“chose” to do it instead of Deadwood. They’d be just as wrong, but
we’re not a culture that relies too heavily on facts before making up
our minds.

I’m sorry for the rant. So many people, fans and
entertainment writers, have publicly excoriated David for things they
mistakenly believe he did or wanted or chose, and, while he doesn’t
need my defense, I feel he is too often unjustly blamed and I get
defensive for him. So I hope you’ll take my remarks in the spirit of
increased understanding in which they were intended.” – Jim

 

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FROM DEADWOOD TO DRIFTWOOD: A LETTER TO DAVID MILCH…

Dear Mr.
Milch:
 

Deadwood
is easily one of my favorite shows of all time. As a matter of fact, we are
re-watching all three seasons right now, keeping a chart for the use of the
work c*cksucker. That is actually how we refer to the show (i.e. “Hey, let’s watch
the third episode of C*cksucker after dinner tonight.”).

It is a
well-documented fact that you are a genius. But John From Cincinnati was a
colossal failure.  You should have
christened it Driftwood, because it will forever be known as the The Show That
Killed Deadwood
.  You had to know that
regardless of the fact that your new series was nothing like Deadwood it would
forever be compared to it. The nail in the coffin is that you killed a
brilliant show, only to replace it with a far inferior product.

I
understand that John From Cincinnati was your baby, your dream project. Wait…no
I don’t. Did you initially only envision three seasons of Deadwood, or did you
end that series in order to get John From Cincinnati on the air?

I loved
NYPD Blue, which you created and wrote almost every episode of.  Those characters, in that setting, speaking
your language? Amazing. And your Shakespearean dialogue worked brilliantly on
Deadwood. But it simply distracted from the actors, story and cinematography on
John From Cincinnati.
  

It seems
as if this was your recipe for a 10-episode bucket of JFC:

  • Add: 6 recycled
    actors from Deadwood
  • Toss in: 6
    sentimental favorites from the 70’s, 80’s & 90’s (Luke Perry from Beverly
    Hills 90210
    , Ed O’Neill from Married with Children, Mark-Paul Gosselaar from
    Saved by the Bell, Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing, Rebecca De Mornay from
    Risky Business, and [with a wink wink/nudge nudge] Howard Hesseman from WKRP
    in…Cincinnati
    )
  • Mix in: 1
    real-life world champion surfer chick (Keala Kennelly)
  • Spice it up
    with: 2 seasoned character actors (Bruce Greenwood; Double Jeopardy & I,
    Robot
    ) and (Luis Guzmán; Traffic & Magnolia)
  • Sauté all into
    the most bizarre television show scenario ever

To be
frank, the six actors from Deadwood served as painful, frustrating visual reminders
of what we’re missing.

Mr. Milch,
I am an educated viewer, fully and willingly able to suspend my disbelief. I am
currently obsessed with a show where the villain is a moody cloud of black
smoke, for crying out loud. And I love the supernatural more than most (hello,
my cats are named Mulder & Scully). But in my opinion, John From Cincinnati
introduced and crammed far too many elements before allowing the series to
simmer.

John from Cincinnati = Jesus
Christ?

I am
convinced that the religious angle of the show was one of the strongest paths to
its demise. If I had to guess, I would venture that most of us who tuned in to
your new show were Deadwood fans; people who were acclimated to and enjoyed the
sex, violence and foul language for three seasons, and who would not
necessarily label themselves as devout or particularly religious. And we were
more than familiar with your favorite themes of redemption and salvation. But
to presume that we would view John as a living, breathing,
surfing incarnation of Jesus Christ was a stretch and a risk.

You don’t
need to redeem yourself. You’re David bleeping Milch. But when I read that you
are already planning a new series about a police drama set in the Vietnam war
era, I reacted with mixed feelings. On one hand, you have proven with both Hill
Street Blues
and NYPD Blue that you bleed law enforcement blue, but on the
other hand…it is a sign that those long-overdue Deadwood movies may never get
made.

When John
From Cincinnati
was canceled, I was relieved. You might argue that at least I
watched all ten episodes, but now I have that one hour a week back to spend
watching something that doesn’t make me scream at the television in anger and
disbelief.
 

- Jo

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THIS JUST IN: ‘LOST’ CASTS A NEW CHARACTER


According to TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello, actor Ken Leung will be joining the cast of Lost next season. His most recent and memorable role was as Uncle Junior’s cohort in the mental institution on The Sopranos.

Leung was Kid Omega in X-Men: The Last Stand, and his recent credits include the films Inside Man, The Squid & The Whale, and Saw.

In other Lost casting news, Veronica Mars herself, Kristin Bell, was also invited to become a cast member on Lost in Season 4, but apparently she turned down the opportunity because of location. Rather than relocate to Hawaii, she chose New York, where she will appear on Broadway in 2008. Interesting choice…

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