Our Funny Valentine: Princess Leia Takes the Stage

Last week, we celebrated Valentine’s Day by immersing ourselves in an evening of pop culture history; we went to see Carrie Fisher’s one-woman show, “Wishful Drinking.”

You don’t have to be a huge Star Wars geek to appreciate Fisher’s presence, narrative and life. She is entertainment royalty, and her experiences growing up in the industry are unparalleled. Fisher’s perspective is genuine and bold; the Hollywood tarts of today probably won’t live long enough to expound upon their multiple rehab stints with such candor and humor.

Carrie Fisher is very engaging and funny, and appropriately self-deprecating.  I soaked in all of her anecdotes like a sponge, and loved every minute of it. If and when her show comes to your town, I highly recommend it.  In the meantime, go read or rent Postcards from the Edge. Talk about a great primer…

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Sexy is the New Funny: Matt Damon Plays Along


As you all know, Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive (according to People Magazine; if I were marooned on an island and had to choose, it would be Clooney). I was not aware, however, that Damon has a great sense of humor. Until now.

Click here to watch Sarah Silverman and Damon in one of funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time. Don’t open it at work, or just turn down the volume if you do.

Silverman has been dating Jimmy Kimmel for several years now, and Damon and Kimmel have an animated, jovial history together. If you’re interested in the back story, just go to YouTube and type in both names. But now I must switch over and post more Lost theories on the other blog.

Have a great weekend!

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San Diego, Here I Come! Comic-Con 2008


Last year, I had the time of my life at Sundance. This year, I am checking another pop culture experience off of my wish list. I just registered for a 4-day pass to Comic-Con 2008, which is taking place in July down in San Diego.
         
 

For those who aren’t giant geeks, allow me to attempt to paint a picture of Comic-Con for you. Imagine a huge convention center. Now picture thousands of people roaming row after row full of booths and vendors…promoting new comic books, unveiling new superhero toys, etc. But above and beyond that, there are panel discussions that everyone clamors to attend, because previously unreleased information about and footage from certain shows and films in progress are unveiled (panelists in prior years have included Kevin Smith and the producers and casts of Lost and Heroes). Dreamy, right?

Now, I have no idea how many women attend this thing. I’ve seen photos of both women and men in costume, but I will not be going that route. If anything, I’ll be the boring girl blogging in the corner with eyes open wide, taking it all with a smile and a laptop.

So I have several months to prepare, network and get some official JOpinionated swag made to dole out to new friends and fellow Lost fans. Are you or anyone you know going? If so, drop me a line so we can meet up!

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A VISTA INTO MY WORLD: MLB PREDICTIONS


Warning: this is going to be a dull blog entry. I had a hectic day and am feeling quite uninspired. But I am working on some fun posts for later this week, so stand by.

I am now operating on Windows Vista. Well, that and caffeine.

Some might say I have entered the dark side. To which I respond…whatever, it came with my brand new laptop. I use my personal computer for the following tasks: blogging, reading, and watching DVDs. Apparently, four years of doing those three things almost daily led to the demise of my previous laptop. I am loyal, however, and have moved on to yet another Dell.

For years, Mac people have been trying to convert me. Frankly, I don’t feel I need a Mac if writing is my primary function. Yes, they’re prettier and seemingly easier to use, but I’m not sold. Clearly. For what it’s worth, Vista seems to mimic many of the Mac’s visual qualities and Microsoft appears to be inching closer toward the enemy. Perhaps they’re feeling the pressure from those Mac v. PC commercials. You know, the ones featuring Justin Long, who is now dating Drew Barrymore. Anyway…

Since ‘my’ team finished the baseball season in the bottom of the division, I have to root for someone else. Because I love the game and am familiar with just about every single player on every team.

Here are the teams I have always hated strongly disliked, in order:

  1. The (Los Angeles is 25 miles away) Angels of Anaheim
  2. The Boston Red Sox
  3. The New York Yankees
  4. The Los Angeles Dodgers

Of course, the first three are in the playoffs, which narrows down my choices to:

  1. The Arizona Diamondbacks
  2. The Chicago Cubs
  3. The Cleveland Indians
  4. The Colorado Rockies
  5. The Philadelphia Phillies

I am an American League girl at heart, and for sentimental reasons, I like to look at which team’s post-season roster contains the most ex-Oakland A’s. I’m also a sucker for an underdog and overcoming a curse. All of which have nothing to do with my final pick.

I do love Eric Byrnes, but is that enough to make me a D-back fan for a few weeks? No.

It’s hard not to believe that the road to the World Series is all but paved for the Rockies, who have gone on an impressive run to win the Wild Card. But I don’t think they have the energy or experience to get them there. Although it would be nice for Todd Helton.

I have casually followed Philadelphia and love to watch Jimmy Rollins play. But other than that, I don’t have a compelling reason to choose them as my team. Apologies to my friend Derek at Cinematically-Correct. I’m sure he’ll leave me a lengthy comment trying to convince me otherwise.

The Cubbies are this year’s ’04 Red Sox. They’re on a mission and if Zambrano and/or Pinella don’t implode, this might be their year. And they do have Jason Kendall now (not that his bat will contribute). Out of all four NL teams, I will jump on the Cub bandwagon.

But my overall choice is the Cleveland Indians. So I envision (or hope for) a Cubs-Indians World Series. And should that occur, my prediction is Cleveland in 6.

So bring it, people. Throw some baseball grief in my direction, and let me know what jersey you’ll be sporting during October ball.

And by the way, whoever chose Dane Cook as a baseball enthusiast/spokesperson should be fired.

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TIME IS ON MY SIDE…AND HERE’S WHAT I’M THINKING


It is just over 100 degrees outside, and the power went out at work this afternoon, so they sent us home. It’s sad – I dIdn’t know what to do with myself. I was thinking about going to rent 300 but…

Because I’ve been making an effort to be more ‘green,’ as is the trend right now, I felt guilty about sitting inside with the TV system and air conditioner on. And I didn’t want to pollute the air further by driving any more than I already have today.

I could sit and read a book, but that won’t happen. I’m the kind of person that reads right before bed or on vacation only.

And I certainly do not want to start packing for my upcoming vacation to Alaska; the idea of handling wool or fleece in this weather is not very appealing. 

Somehow my guilt dissipates when I’m on the computer. Yes, it takes up energy, but I justify it because I am productive.

So for lack of any other original ideas, here is quick look inside my brain at the moment:

BASEBALL
Ugh. My team is not good this year. Ok, they’re average, but I’ve been spoiled by playoff runs for the past several years and this has been a trying season for loyal fans. And now, the fire sale. Loiaza to the Dodgers? COME ON. Next thing you know, Piazza will grow out the mullet and rejoin the evil blue empire as well.

And if you think I’M bitter, check out Athletics Nation.

For baseball’s version of TMZ or Perez Hilton, visit On the DL. It is a guilty pleasure.

MOVIES
Last weekend I finally went to see The Bourne Ultimatum. Now THAT is what I call a sequel.  I wish other studios and filmmakers would take the same approach: more action and less dialogue (memo to Michael Bay). This movie was an intense ride, and the best one I’ve taken all summer. Matt Damon is ten times the actor that Affleck ever was or will be. I’ve always felt that Damon is a tad underrated. The Talented Mr. Ripley? Crazy creepy good. Bonus points for putting Jude Law out of his onscreen misery.

MUSIC
I would rather play Eve’s ‘Tambourine’ than hold Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella.’

TV
As much as I love my Mulder, Duchovny’s latest small screen venture isn’t working for me. Are any of you hooked on Californication?

Is it sad that I was very excited to hear that the cast and crew of Lost are back to work, filming the first few episodes of Season 4? I am rewatching Season 2 right now, which is fascinating because of what we learned in Season 3. Before the new season begins, I will address lingering/annoying questions in a lengthy blog.

If you aren’t already hooked, I really think you should go out and buy the first season of Friday Night Lights for only $20. It is not a football show, I promise. Yes, there are pigskin scenes, but relationships and angst are the focal points. Jump on the bandwagon now, before Season 2 begins next month.

Even though the show has been canceled, there is going to be a Dead Like Me movie. Am I the only one who watched and loved that series?

I love Top Chef, but reading the blogs after each episode is almost better.

Damages is the BEST show on television right now. If you haven’t watched it yet, FX will be airing a five episode marathon of the series beginning at 3pm PST on Labor Day – this Monday!

WEBSITES/BLOGS
Have you checked out Michael Cera’s site yet? Hysterical.

Over at The House Next Door, Matt Zoller Seitz has written the best article I’ve seen yet about Owen Wilson.

I read A LOT of other people’s blogs, and I tend to leave comments when they cover topics that I’m passionate about. So I appreciate when readers do the same here, and would like to recommend two sites by two new friends: Cinematically Correct & Ex-Everything.

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And screw it. I’m off to rent 300 and Blades of Glory. You can’t get any more random than that.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE MUGGLES: EXAMINING THE HARRY POTTER PHENOMENON

When I
was a kid, I looked forward to summer because I could join the reading program
at our local library (nerd alert!). I have never been a competitive person per
se, but reading was a sport to me at that age. Bring on the stickers and
ribbons! I have no doubt that the roots of my love for creative writing were
planted in the kids section of the tiny library across the street from where I
grew up.

For me, there
is something about the way a library smells. I have very strong associations with
that distinguishable scent from my childhood and college libraries. And there is
nothing like the sound and sight of pages in old books that crinkle with joy when
released from their moldy confines in the library graveyards of forgotten
shelves on the lower floors.

That is
why, as much as I love modern technology, it makes me sad to realize that the Internet
lures far more young eyes than actual libraries these days.

But the
bright light in the big picture is that little man with the rimmed glasses and
lightning bolt scar on his forehead. Harry Potter has, quite simply,
reinvigorated the desire to read books, worldwide. 325 MILLION books, to be
exact. That is how many copies of author J.K. Rowling’s seven Harry Potter
books have sold thus far. They have been translated into 65 different
languages. And the first five movie adaptations have become the highest
grossing film series of all time ($4.3 BILLION).

Harry
Potter is a phenomenon like no other. But I can honestly say that I have no
desire to read the books. Fantasty is just not my genre, although I do appreciate the enthusiasm for the series and
have seen all but the latest film.

So this
weekend, while surrounded by nieces and nephews, I decided to investigate how
they first got into Harry Potter, and why they are so passionate about the
books and movies. Below are excerpts from their interviews, along with their
parents.

To start, here is a
summary of the entire series, as told by 8-to-16 year olds:

“Harry
Potter is about a young boy of eleven who is suddenly thrust into a world of
magic. He does very dangerous challenges and is forced to take classes that he
hates. He devotes his life to defeating the dark Lord Voldemort, who murdered his
parents and other people he was close to. Each book throws new obstacles into
his path, such as dragons, happiness-sucking Dementors and the occasional
romantic relationship.”

* Warning:
Minor spoilers below for all books before Harry
Potter and the Deathly Hallows
.

SAMANTHA,
11

“I like
Harry Potter because J.K. Rowling is a good writer and she is really detailed;
she describes everything really well. The only thing I don’t like about all of
the books is that Rowling doesn’t make Harry dark enough; it’s hard to picture
him defeating Voldemort because he thinks about using the spells but doesn’t actually
use them.

My favorite
book is the Goblet of Fire, because stuff happens in the middle. I didn’t like
the Order of the Phoenix
because Professor Umbridge is really mean to Harry.

My favorite
character is Fleur Delacour. She goes to a different magical school called Beauxbatons Academy. She’s really pretty. I also
like Sirius Black, because he’s funny and cool. He always wants to fill Harry
in on everything when everyone else says he’s too young. I also like Remus
Lupin because he’s a werewolf; he always looks ill during a full moon, but he’s
a smart person.

The
movies aren’t that great, but they do a good job with how the characters look…except
for Hermione. The books are better.”

KIERAN,
12

“I love
Harry Potter because of the magic, and how they fight each other. I like the Goblet
of Fire
because that’s the first real battle between Voldemort and Harry. Voldemort
is evil; I like him the best.”

MAX, 8
(pictured above, securing his copy of the Deathly Hallows last month)

“I got
into Harry Potter because my babysitter started reading it me when I was five
and a half. Then I started reading it on my own, and then I started reading it
with my Dad. I like how Rowling introduced the characters, like Hagrid. He is
so big but barges through the little hut.  

I like
that the series has a lot of action in it, especially the movies. The movies
take parts out of the books and replace them with really good stuff that they
don’t have in the books. I like Harry the best because it’s all about him and
most of the time, the camera is on him in the movies.

The
Deathly Hallows is very grim, but it’s my favorite so far.”

JOHN, 14

“My
sister read the first book, and said it was good. I usually read whatever my
sister says is good. I like how J.K. Rowling made characters that were really
believable in the fictional sense, and how she keeps using them continuously
throughout the books.

The Order
of the Phoenix

is my favorite because the students rebel against Professor Umbridge. I like
how they have a government that goes wrong, because it reflects actual real
life events.

My
favorite characters are Luna and Tonks. Luna is very spacey and really crazy.
She is very friendly but she dresses weird and is different from other people.
It’s cool. Tonks is clumsy like I am, and she can change her appearance at
will.”

MAGGIE,
16

“I
remember that my parents would read us a chapter after we did the dishes. They
read us the first three books. We would do the dishes as fast as we could to
get to Harry Potter. Rowling just does such a great job with all the
characters, how real they are. She keeps their storylines straight. She created
a whole world inside these books. Harry Potter was the first fantasy series
that I read, and then I devoured all sci-fi fantasy series’ after that.

The Goblet
of Fire
and the Deathly Hallows are my favorites. I don’t really like the
movies, because the acting isn’t very good. And you can never include
everything that she has in the books.

My
favorite character is Ron, because of his one-liners.”

MIKE, 40

“I think
it’s a great story, in that she’s written the series not just for kids, but
adults. There are adult themes as well. After the first book, I found myself
caring about the characters. I’ve read a lot of fantasy and she really
incorporated a lot of universal themes that went beyond fantasy. Especially the
last three books, which captured a lot of emotions that 13-16 year old boys
identify with.

I like
Rowling’s personal story, that she wrote the whole book on legal paper and now
she’s the first author who’s a billionaire. I really like the Deathly Hallows.
As far as characters, I like Hermione because she’s the smartest person in the
room.”

MICHELLE,
40

“We
bought the first book for the kids. Then we got the books on tape, and the guy
who voices them is awesome. We’d listen to them on 9 hour road trips and we’d
all be silent, listening. They’re engrossing; once you start, you’re there. You
can see everything.

The
movies have done a good job bringing to life what I’ve had in my head. Even for
characters that I pictured differently in the book, they do such a good job
with the movies that I now picture them as the actors when I’m reading. What’s
great is that Rowling got kids reading again.”

EILEEN,
39

“I was a
junior high school teacher at the time, and among the kids there was a buzz about
the first book. It was kind of my duty to read them at first. But there is believability
about the books. The whole Muggles side. You feel like you’re a part of it,
even though you know in your logical mind that it’s fantasy.

I love
the Deathly Hallows because Rowling pulled out all of the stops and brought it
all together. I have a lot of respect for how she stayed strong all the way to
the end. She honored to the story and consistency, and gave it a great finish.
It would be hard to be disappointed with how she wrapped it.

I love
the Weasley twins. If I had had brothers, I would have wanted them. They seem
like they are so much fun.”

JOHN, 38

“I was
teaching sixth grade when I first read Harry Potter. I was unimpressed with the
first book. It wasn’t better or worse than anything else out there. But in the
Chamber of Secrets, she took elements from that first book and made it better. The
Prisoner of Azkiban was just good because it was darker than the others. It
proved that Rowling had a back story to go on.

Ron Weasley
is my hero. He is the quintessential best friend; he supports and trusts Harry.
And he is second fiddle to his best friend, who is famous in that world.”

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So why do
YOU love or hate Harry Potter?

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