SPAM IS SATAN, SO COMMENTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED (updated)


** Comments are now open again on all entries. Write away!

Some unknown tool (hey Mom, that means a-hole) has sent a virus to this site. Invisible technology villains blow.

Long story short, I was receiving about 20 spam comments every 5 minutes, so I had to close the entire blog to real comments. Apologies to the ten or so of you who actually contribute.

If you would like to leave a comment on any entry, please email me and I will make sure that it gets posted when this is resolved.

Thank you for your patience.

- Jo

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AUSTIN AUDIO: THE MUSIC OF FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS


That atmospheric music you hear during each episode of the television show Friday Night Lights is the work of Austin-based instrumental band Explosions in the Sky. They also provided the entire soundtrack for the 2004 Friday Night Lights film (although it remains a mystery why none of their tracks appear on the actual CD from the TV series).

The music of Explosions in the Sky sets the perfect emotional tone each week on Friday Night Lights, and I love listening to them while I’m writing. I highly recommend that you buy any of their four albums, or at least download the following songs on iTunes:

  • First Breath After a Coma
  • Remember Me as a Time of Day
  • Six Days at the Bottom of the Ocean
  • Your Hand in Mine

 

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BOSTON BATS BEAT DOWN MY BANDWAGON BOYS


Ugh. That was my response to the few hours of the World Series that I did watch. I have never been a huge Rockie’s fan, but I was on the underdog bandwagon…especially given that they faced my second least favorite team ever (the Angels are more evil in my book).

I love baseball, and even though I do not like the Red Sox for various reasons, I can’t help but appreciate their domination and patience at the plate. Although I will never actually root for them, I do like some of their younger players with better attitudes (Ellsbury, Pedroia, Youkilis). And frankly, Papelbon is just entertaining (go to YouTube and type in his name – you’ll find a video of his infamous Irish riverdance).

I know more Red Sox fans than A’s fans, and that is just sad. Someday I hope to be among a sea of green and gold, celebrating with similar fervor after a championship…just not in the city of Fremont.

Sigh. Six more months until Opening Day 2008. Perhaps I’ll finally venture out to AZ for a Spring Training weekend next year.

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FAVORITE FILMS? RECOMMEND ONE TO WIN ONE…


I have seen a fair number of movies in my lifetime, primarily from the late 1970′s to the present.

But I need your help…

I am having minor surgery in December and will have at least a week at home during recovery. Of course I will spend most of that time sleeping and watching DVDs. I am seeking recommendations from YOUR favorite films of all time, from any genre or year. You can check to see if I’ve already seen your choice(s) here.

If I watch a movie that you suggest and I absolutely love it, I will buy you that film or another DVD of your choice.

Here are the caveats:

  1. Your recommendation(s) must be currently available on DVD
  2. You must list your suggestions as a comment
  3. All submissions must be posted by 12/1/07
  4. Only one person will win
  5. The winner may choose a DVD with a retail value of $30 or less

So bring it on, people. Whether it be an obscure indie or testosterone-laden blockbuster, I’m game if I haven’t seen it yet.

Sound good?

Thank you in advance for playing.

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LEGAL EAGLE: CLOONEY AS CLAYTON


Please excuse the discombobulated nature of this
review. Though I won’t go so far as to label it half-ass, my heart and focus is
down in Southern California, and my usual delight in the trivial has lost its
luster for the time being…



I used to watch ER,
but more for Nurse Hathaway (Julianna Margulies) than Dr. Doug (George Clooney).
 My first real introduction to Clooney
was on The Facts of Life, when he sported that lovely mullet. I was instantly
drawn to his charisma, though I honestly never pictured him as the
old-fashioned movie star that he has become.



I am amused by the journalists who are obsessed with Clooney’s box office bankability. The man has risen far above his reign
as People’s Sexiest Man of the Year.  Yes,
he’s pretty. And yes, those Ocean’s
movies are entertaining man candy, but I don’t think that Clooney receives the
respect he has earned. The man won a Best Supporting Oscar (Syriana), for crying out loud. Out of Sight and Three Kings were damn good too. And his work behind the camera is also quite
impressive; Confessions of a Dangerous
Mind
and Good Night, and Good Luck
are very good films.



Look, I’m not saying that all Clooney films have been
golden. I did sit through Solaris and The Peacemaker. As much as he was critically panned for those
and his stint as Batman, I admit to
being drawn to a film when his name is attached.  And frankly, I don’t care who Clooney dates or
where he lives. While most admire him for his looks, I am far more interested
in his body…of work.



With that, I am happy to report that Michael Clayton is actually a great
film. This corporate/legal drama features fantastic performances by an all-star
cast and more than enough unexpected plot twists to keep your attention for two
hours. Screenwriter Tony Gilroy makes an impressive directorial debut. He is
quite familiar with and successful at creating a palatable onscreen intensity; he
penned the suspenseful Dolores Claiborne
and all 3 Bourne films.



Tilda Swinton should have been nominated for Best
Actress back in 1992 for Orlando. She
certainly deserves a Best Supporting Actress nod this year for her role in Michael Clayton.



Although British actor Tom Wilkinson entered the
American filmgoer consciousness in The
Full Monty
, he had been acting for twenty years prior (I first enjoyed him
as Mr. Dashwood in 1995’s Sense and
Sensibility
).  Of course he went on
to earn a Best Actor nomination for In
the Bedroom
, but I highly recommend that you rent Normal, which I consider to be his best work yet.  And I wouldn’t be surprised to see him up for
Best Supporting Actor for his memorable role in Michael Clayton.



This movie reminded me that Sydney Pollack should spend more time
in front of the camera. As much as I love the films that he has directed (Absence of Malice, Tootsie), I really like him as an actor as well.



Denis O’Hare has perfected the character actor genre.
While he is quite capable of being a lead and some may scoff at such an assessment,
I intend it as a compliment. And he has added another small yet pivotal role to
his collection in Michael Clayton. Of
course my favorite O’Hare appearance was as Albert the Ark Man in Garden State. I am also enjoying his
clash with Calista Flockhart on Brothers
and Sisters
. O’Hare is actually a Tony-award winning Broadway man (Take Me Out).



Michael
Clayton
is what I would call an intelligent thriller. Though
some may prefer to watch this kind of film at home, I believe it is worth a
trip to the theater.

 

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POP CULTURE TAKES A BACK SEAT; MY STATE IS ON FIRE


I was going to post a review of Michael Clayton today, but my mind is elsewhere. Like most others in California and beyond, I am glued to the TV watching news about the insane fires burning up the southern part of the state. We have family in the San Diego area, and are awaiting updates about their homes and current whereabouts.   

My thoughts are with those who have had to evacuate and the firefighters bravely battling the blazes.  Pop culture can wait.  See you soon.

- Jo

UPDATE: Apparently my brother-in-law and sister-in-law and their families are gathered together in San Diego and both houses are safe.

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LAST WOMAN STANDING: AN INTERVIEW WITH STAND-UP COMEDIAN MICHELE BALAN



I
recently returned from a cruise to Alaska, where we were treated to
performances by the hilarious Michele Balan on the ship. As a huge fan of NBC’s
Last Comic Standing (she was a
finalist and the Last Woman Standing in Season 4 last year), it was great to
experience her show live.  I highly
recommend that you get tickets to see Michele the next time she comes to a town
near you!


 


Although
we only met briefly during the cruise, Michele was kind enough to answer a few
questions after the trip ended.


 


Jo:
Did you watch any of the first three seasons of Last Comic Standing? If so, did it inspire you to audition?


 


MB:
I watched some of the episodes as I knew a lot of the comics that were on it. I
think I watched more of Season 2. That season inspired me more to
audition.  I certainly would not have
waited on a line, but a lot of the more professional comics got audition times,
which I did. But that was all they gave me (a time slot), the rest was up to
me.


 


Jo:
What was the audition process like for the show?


 


MB:
It was a 3 minute audition in a large comedy club in front of 2 judges and 3
producers (who were hiding in the back). It is like doing comedy in your mirror
and waiting for a laugh…or trying jokes out on my Shitzu!


 


Jo:
I went to a high school dance on the Queen Mary as a teenager, and I can’t
imagine that the accommodations are anything but dusty and uncomfortable – what
was it like briefly living on that ship while filming?  


 


MB:
Exactly how you described it.. dusty and uncomfortable! It’s also supposed to
be one of the top haunted places in the U.S…but it’s so dusty, the ghosts don’t
even want to stay!


 


Jo:
Did you enjoy living among your competition? 


 


MB:
No. It was way too competitive and noisy. Comics only want to one-up each
other…it got pretty annoying.


 


Jo:
How did the exposure from Last Comic
affect your career?


 


MB:
It’s been great. It has been a gift…I am now a 15 year overnight success!


 


Jo:
Have you remained friends with anyone from the show?  


 


MB:
Most of us have stayed in touch and we talk from time to time. Some I don’t
really speak with at all.


 


Jo:
If they asked, would you be a guest judge on Last Comic in the future?


 


MB:
I would love it. I hope they would ask.


 


Jo:
I read that you are slated to perform on Jay
Leno
. Will that be your first visit to his show?


 


MB:
I am in the process of preparing to get on the show…not finalized yet…so cross
everything. But it’s certainly looking very positive.


 


Jo:
Where is your favorite place to perform?


 


MB:
I like most places. I am not crazy about doing colleges; I do a few, but I
always think they are saying, “Who’s mother is that?”


 


Jo:
Obviously you gauge your content based on your audience. But are there any
topics that you consider off-limits in your act?


 


MB:
I might make some adjustments to my act based on whether I play a gay cruise,
or Jewish Country club! J


 


Jo:
You’ve performed on both Olivia and RSVP vacations. Did they each contact you
after watching Last Comic? 


 


MB:
I actually performed on both before the show.


 


Jo:
I noticed that you were wearing the seasickness prevention bracelets on the
Alaska cruise. Do you prefer performing at land-based destinations? 


 


MB:
I love cruises, but yes, I am one that is more prone to sea sickness than most.
I very rarely get sea sick on land!


 


Jo:
You were born and raised in New York. Have you lived there ever since? Would
you ever move out to Los Angeles or anywhere else?  


 


MB:
Yes, I was born and raised in NYC and still live here. I thought about moving
to LA but I have been too busy to pack. So I just go there a few times a year.


 


Jo:
Is it true that you used to be an executive at a computer company? How did you
contain your sarcasm in that environment…or did you even have to?  


 


MB:
My sarcasm and humor is what made me a good sales person. I was an account
executive and sold computer packages.

Jo:
What made you decide to leave the corporate world behind for the life of
stand-up comedy?


 


MB:
Everyone always told me I was funny and I should be a comic. I finally listened
and left my corporate job. It was a tough decision, and I had a rocky road
emotionally and financially getting here! I stuck with it, and here I am. So I
certainly have no regrets!


 


Jo:
Before Last Comic, you were a “female
female-impersonator,” and Bette Midler was your specialty. Did she ever catch
your act?


 


MB:
No, she never did. At least I don’t think so…well, she never called!


 


Jo: Who or what has been the biggest
influence on your career?


 


MB: Bette was a big part of it, and a lot
of old “Borscht Belt” (a.k.a. Jewish Catskill) comics.


 


Jo:
How often do you personally check your MySpace page and messages?


 


MB:
I check all my emails and answer them all. Of course, sometimes it takes awhile,
like this interview did. My apologies!


 


Jo:
On the rare occasion that you do have down time, do you watch television? What
are some of your favorite TV shows?


 


MB:
I actually like a lot of the crime dramas…the Law & Order’s and CSI’s.
I like Frasier and Golden Girls reruns at night (when I am
up till 2:00 am trying to fall asleep).


 


Jo:
Are you auditioning for movies or television, in addition to performing as a
headliner at comedy clubs and benefits across the country?


                                               


MB:
Yes, on all. I’ve been doing so many things, and glad to have all the
opportunities. You never know when any of this comes to a screeching halt! I
could go from Last Comic Standing to
the other reality show, Where Are They Now?
J


 


Jo:
What are you currently working on/aiming for? 


 


MB:
I have a few tour projects and possible TV projects in the works…so maybe one,
or all will come through (then I will need an understudy!)


 


Many
thanks to Michele for taking the time out of her busy schedule for this
interview!


 


You
can order her DVD (“Live…Just Barely”) and CD (“Neurotic by Nature”) directly
by visiting: http://www.comicbalan.com/content/.
Or become one of her MySpace friends: http://www.myspace.com/princessofcomedy.


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